Fallout 3 Meme Generator
At the conference you pick up every free pen, three tote bags, a stress ball and 14 mints. You need none of it. Your bag is now so heavy you can only walk very slowly.
At the office you take one biscuit from the board meeting tray. Suddenly the whole floor is hostile. Someone has made a sign.
Looking for the spare key, you search every drawer in your gran's house. You find 8 coins, a hairpin, a 1997 calendar and a single battery. You keep the hairpin. You might need it.
You pull a hamstring, twist an ankle and bruise a shoulder at five-a-side. Next morning your boss asks how you are. You give him a thumbs up and a big smile, quietly falling apart inside.
Why it caught on: Vault Boy is the thumbs-up mascot of Bethesda's Fallout series, here named after Fallout 3 (2008), set in a post-nuclear Washington. Every player picked up the same strange wasteland habits, and most of them have since turned up in real life.
Best Fallout 3 posts
- finally / a world without rap
- finishes wasteland survival guide / can't even read it
- Entire body completely Crippled / walk into doctor's office
- Kills super mutant beheamoth / Incapable of killing children
- Lone wanderer leaves vault / murder rate rises 500%
- steal bobby pin / entire town turns hostile
- finally get 100 in lockpicking and open toy house / you find 8 caps and a bobby pin
- TURN OFF PIP-BOY LIGHT TO REMAIN HIDDEN / LEAVE THE RADIO PLAYING
- nuke megaton / immediately mourn gob
- Dad's a doctor / can't tell whether your a boy or a girl
- fallout mentality / search every desk, drawer, fridge, closet, ammo box...
- RAIDER WEARING NOTHING BUT BRA / remove armor: now wearing tshirt
- Save / *Genocide*
- Thank you for allowing me to join you. i will protect you with my life friend. / cool story bro, now carry these 6 suits of armour and 17 guns.
- hello everyone, mr. new vegas here / and i'm gonna play the same 5 god damn songs over and over
- Step on a mine? / two drinks from the water fountain will do the trick
- Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives? / Hmmm let me think carefully
- finds town full of deathclaws / saves after every kill
- Kill deathclaw / add hand to collection in fridge
- GETS SHOT BY RIFLE / HEALS IT WITH MAC n chesse