Internet Husband Meme Generator
Anniversary dinner. She says, "I feel like we don't talk any more." He suggests she try restarting the router. The candle burns down. He's still waiting for her to reconnect.
In the car she says she's feeling old. He says she should install the updates. She drives the rest of the way in silence, at a speed she later describes as "sending a message".
She proposes on holiday, on a beach, at sunset. He says, "I accept the terms and conditions." It's the first document he's ever agreed to without scrolling.
One in the morning, from the landing: "Are you coming to bed?" From the desk: "One more match." This was in 2014. The match is still going.
Why it caught on: a stock photo sold as a man at a computer with a sad woman in the background became a meme on Reddit in May 2011, also called Redditor's Wife. It's every relationship that has had to compete with a screen.
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Best Internet Husband posts
- I told him i was badly beaten and raped when i was young / he said pics or it didnt happen
- i said i wanted to divorce / he said "watch out! we got a badass over here."
- Still a better love story than twilight
- TOLD HIM our son had diabetes / HE SAID "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S FAT"
- I told him my pregnant sister was killed / he said "double kill"
- I told him we are done / He replies "gg"
- i told him i was feeling old and unattractive / he said ''install updates''
- Ignores real family / play with his adopted kids in skyrim
- i told him i feel like we're not communicating anymore / he told me to check the router
- I told him to whisper dirty things in my ear / he said "The kitchen, the den, and the bathrooms"
- aren't you going to eat? / no need. my health bar is full.
- I asked him "Is this your work Shirt?" / He replied "no, this is patrick"
- TOld him our son did it for the first time today / he said '+10 xp'
- i told him i was cheating on him / he said he finds my lack of FAITH DISTURBING
- I told him TO do inVesment / He bought more land in farmville
- I ASKED HIM FOR MARRIAGE / HE SAID I ACCEPT ALL TERMS AND CONDITIONS
- I wish he still loved me... / I wish this page would load...
- I TOLD HIM "i am leaving you" / He Said "RAGE QUIT"
- honey, The kids are asleep. / Good, now make me a sandwhich.
- I TOLD HIM THAT I BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES / HE TOLD ME NOT TO VISIT THOSE PLACES ANYMORE