Liberal Douche Garofalo Meme Generator
"Smash capitalism", posted from a phone that cost £1,100, on an app that sells his data, between two adverts for trainers. He has never felt more seen.
The manager sends a heartfelt email about work life balance and the importance of switching off. It's timestamped 11:48 at night. A follow up arrives at 6.
"I'm just not a judgemental person," she says at dinner, and then spends twenty minutes judging, in order, the waiter, your shoes and her sister's husband.
Your friend lectures the pub about flying less for the planet. A week later, from a beach in Thailand: "needed this".
Why it caught on: a headshot of comedian and actress Janeane Garofalo, known for Reality Bites, became the face after her 2009 comments about the Tea Party spread and 4chan began making image macros of her. The character is a type, not her: anyone whose principles go missing the moment they become inconvenient.
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- down with capitalism! smash the corporations! eat the rich! / Oh No! steve jobs died!!! :(
- BLACK CONSERVATIVES ARE COVER UPS FOR RACISTS / EVERYONE KNOWS BLACK PEOPLE CAN ONLY BE DEMOCRATS
- says all republicans are war mongers who butcher innocent lives / wears a che guevara t-shirt
- I'm poor and marginalized, I am the 99%! / And I have time to spend on the internet downvoting meme pics I don't like
- 2006: Bush could lower gas prices if he wanted to! he just works for the oil companies! / Now: Look, it's not like Obama can do anything about gas prices, stop blaming him
- can't think of anything to criticize about marco rubio's speech / makes fun of him for drinking water
- don't confuse me / with the facts
- dont kill that pregnant spider giving birth! / has abortion
- challenge you to a debate / lose & unfriend you
- you should be proud of who you are / unless you're a straight white male
- complains america is becoming a police state / wants tighter gun control
- calls jesus a zombie jew / "OMG you can't defame Mohammed"
- I am a strong and independent woman / now pay for the things I need, I can't do it myself
- Thinks 9/11 was an inside job / Supports bigger government
- claims men are obsessed with phallic imagery / has a collection of phallic devices in her night stand
- It makes no sense to feel proud of the accomplishments of white people you had nothing to do with / You should feel bad about all the evil things white people have done
- Says republicans hate obama Only BECAUSE he's black / Says republicans like Cain Only because he's black
- I have degrees in women's literature and political science / It's corporations' fault that I can't get a job!
- generalizing is wrong / men are pigs, whites are racist, religious people are dumb, southerners are rednecks
- Bans on drugs are ridiculous because everyone who wants them can still get them. / Bans on Guns are great because then no one can get them.