Minecraft Guy Meme Generator
Your mum asks what you did today. "Punched a tree." She nods slowly, says "lovely", and goes into the kitchen to look up child psychologists.
Science teacher explains gravity to the class. You've seen a tree hover in mid air with no trunk for three years and nothing has ever come down. You put your hand up. She doesn't take it.
Eight hours of mining. You find three diamonds, shout so loudly the neighbours knock on the wall, take one step to the left and fall into lava. The diamonds burn. So does the evening.
The sun sets. A grown adult with a mortgage and a pension digs a hole in a hill, seals himself in with dirt and waits for morning. He calls this being sensible. Outside, something hisses.
Why it caught on: Steve is the default character of Minecraft, the game Markus "Notch" Persson started in 2009 and Mojang fully released in 2011, and millions of players knew its rules were absurd and followed them to the letter anyway.
Best Minecraft Guy posts
- EVERYDAY I'M / SHOVELIN'
- Play Crysis on ultrahigh / Lag on Minecraft
- wake up on island / PUNCH Trees
- Hit chicken with boat / boat explodes
- fill a bucket with lava / put it in your pocket
- Punching Trees / Gives Me Wood
- finds diamond / wood pickaxe
- The Sun is going down / bury yourself
- what's a circle?
- WATCH BEAUTIFUL SUNSET OVER THE OCEAN / RAPED BY SKELETONS
- finds diamond / dies in lava
- don't like painting / take it down and put it back up
- Need to put out fire? / i'll just punch it
- find someone's house in multiplayer / check if his chests are locked
- IF LIFE WAS JUST LIKE MINECRAFT / I WOULD INSTALL TOOMANYITEMS
- makes super huge three-story house with many rooms that many people can use / in singleplayer
- Blocks don't obey gravity / Build support columns anyway
- wants to take nap / "you can only sleep at night"
- Cook meat, place it in a chest / stays warm forever
- build glass fortress / can't find exit