Push it Somewhere Else Patrick Meme Generator
The pan from last night's curry won't fit in the dishwasher and won't wash itself. You put it in the oven. Out of sight. Next Sunday someone preheats for a roast, and the problem returns, with smoke.
The bug can't be fixed this week, so it moves to next sprint. Next sprint it moves again. It has now been in more sprints than anyone on the team. It's practically a senior engineer.
No spaces left in the supermarket car park. You park on the grass, under the sign that says no parking on the grass. The problem was finding a space, and you've solved it. The ticket is a different problem.
Your inbox has 14,000 unread emails, so you open a new email address. A fresh start. Three months later it has 2,000, and the old address is still out there, filling up, like a forgotten bath.
Why it caught on: Patrick Star suggests they "take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else" in SpongeBob SquarePants, which is the world's favourite solution to everything. He's just the only one honest enough to say it out loud.
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- why dont we take all the good childhood shows / and put them back on tv
- we should take a sad song / and make it better
- we should get justin bieber / and push her back in canada
- we should take all the energy used for bitching / and push it somewhere more productive
- we should get the hobbits / and take them to Isengard
- we should copy everything on wikipedia / and paste it in our homeworks
- why dont we take the guy that will treat you right / And put him in the friendzone
- We should send all the people who claim to care about the children of uganda to africa / and see if they actually do anything
- we should take two quarterbacks that can't throw / and put them on the jets.
- we should take all the end pieces from our bread loaves / and give them to african kids
- We should take all these cute monsters / and enslave them in these balls
- We should take all our problems / And hope they fix themselves
- wHY DON'T WE TAKE SYSTEM32 / AND DRAG IT TO THE RECYCLE BIN
- WE SHOULD TAKE A MODEL SHIP / AND PUT IT IN A BOTTLE
- We should take all the emmys / and give them to the cast of breaking bad
- We should take all the chris brown fangirls / and let him do what he does best
- the simpsons voice actors should take the pay cut / and give it to the writers
- Why don't we take all these superhero games / and let Rocksteady take care of it?!?
- We should take new orleans / and put it above sea level
- why don't we take dubstep and justin bieber / and throw them away