Me: I'll just quickly update my computer / Windows: 1 of 147 updates
A Hide the Pain Harold (two panels) post.
"Your flight has been delayed." Fine. "By six hours." Fine. "Here's a voucher for one sandwich." The sandwich costs more than the voucher. "We're moving to a new system on Monday, it's very intuitive." Monday arrives. Your password needs a symbol, a capital letter and a blood sample. The group chat says "quick question". It is never quick, and it is never a question. It's a twelve-message plan for a weekend you already said you couldn't do. The mechanic comes out wiping his hands and says "so...". Nothing good in the history of cars has started with "so". **Why it caught on:** Arató's stock shoot gave the internet a pair of shots, one at the screen and one at us, and the gap between them is exactly how long it takes to decide to be fine about it.