IT: please restart your computer / Me: is turning it off and on again a restart?
A Is Mayonnaise an Instrument? post.
The new starter in the 10 o'clock meeting, notepad out, fully sincere: "Sorry, is 'end of day' the end of my day or yours?" Nobody knows. Nobody has ever known. Your nephew, at Sunday lunch, asks if a hot dog is a sandwich. Two hours later your dad and your uncle aren't speaking, and the trifle hasn't been touched. Your flatmate holds up a sock and asks if it can go in the dishwasher. You say no. He asks if you're sure, because it's only a small sock. In the pub quiz the team captain asks, "Does Pluto count?" The question was about rivers. **Why it caught on:** in "Band Geeks" (season 2) Squidward is rehearsing a marching band when Patrick raises his hand and asks if mayonnaise is an instrument. The exchange became one of the best-loved lines in the show and a meme template for any question nobody else would dare ask.